What type of bike do you ride?
The front end of a Burley tandem

What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
My time depends on whether I can touch the bottom or not

Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
6'2"/200/Male/40+

What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
"On your left", said by some guy in Lycra bike shorts

What is your favorite drink?
Any single malt scotch (It's quite expensive though)

Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you?  Explain.
No, because no man will have me

Favorite music group?
The Rolling Stones (They are still the best band ever and are older than I am.)

What is your golf handicap?
Having an occastional bad slice has kept me out of the Masters Tournament.

Hometown?
Titonka (RAGBRAI has passed through there several times; the town features good homemade pie)

Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
Iowa State (No hint was necessary)

Whom do you look up to? Why?
 Lance Armstrong. HE likes RAGBRAI as much as we do.