When was the first year you did RAGBRAI?
I have never had sexual relations with RAGBRAI and you can't prove a thingWhat type of bike do you ride?
I like to think of it more as a partnership between the bike and I
What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
Head spin or Caterpillar?
Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
6'6", 260lbs, 32. They call me "The Adonasouras"
What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said if at first we don't succeed... fuck
it, get drunk, and ride slower.
What is your favorite drink?
Anything without solids in it
Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you? Explain.
No I have not Ross, so stop asking me to!
Favorite music group?
Lawrence Welk
What is your golf handicap?
-9. I am pretty good.
Hometown?
Downtown? Crosstown? In town? Out of town?
Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
This should not even be a question everyone knows the favorite college for Team
Blonde is ISU
Whom do you look up to? Why?
I would have to say Corey T. Higgens becasue of the positive example he sets in
the communities that he lives in as well as the work ethci that he has
demonstrated time and time again at Ryan Company. He does not like to talk
about this but I am going to tell you guys anyway. Corey has adopted 15
African children (well maybe "fathered" is a better word) and provides them with
the highest care that he can, giving well over $.95 a day to each one of these
children year in and year out. Now I don't know about you but that brings
a tear to my eye every time I think about it. Corey will also walk down
the street from his house every Saturday morning just to read to the homeless
kids of Sugar Grove where he lives. I not only look up to this Great
American Hero (yes I said Hero) I aspire to be just like him.
Disclaimer: Every word of this story is true except for anything after the "T"
in his name. |