What type of bike do you ride?
Trek 2.1

What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
Unknown. But I jumped on a dead cow once.

Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
5'10"/180/with women/Depends on how many drinks I've had

What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
TBD

What is your favorite drink?
Long Island Iced Tea

Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you?  Explain.
That was NOT my fault! Mack said if I closed my eyes the whole time, it wouldn't count.

Favorite music group?
Def Leppard

What is your golf handicap?
Too uncoordinated to Golf

Hometown?
Prairie View, Kansas

Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
Iowa State.  Honorable Mention: Kansas State

Whom do you look up to? Why?
Wilt Chamberlin.  Why?  He's taller than me, of course.  And we all know what a pimp he was with the ladies.