What type of bike do you ride?
Fast one, but not as fast as Craig's and Tyler's.  Their bikes go really fast.

What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
I'm a muff diver and not as swimmer.

Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
6'3"/195'Lucky for me I married a really horny partner and so pretty much all the time/46

What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday, how about we bust out the restraints?" -Andie

What is your favorite drink?
Jack Daniels

Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you?  Explain.
No, however I will when I'm old and on my death bed.  I will have sex with a man and then I will go and kill myself.  I will do this because if I like it I will kill myself for not doing it sooner; but if I dislike it, I will kill myself because I did it.  Will the answer to this question be recorded by homo-land security?

Favorite music group?
Aerosmith, AC/DC, pretty much any classic rock band

What is your golf handicap?
Golf isn't a sport so I don't play it

Hometown?
Audobun, Iowa

Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
I pick Iowa State

Whom do you look up to? Why?
GDB because he is so fucking tall.