What type of bike do you ride?
My alumnium steed is a loaded Specialized Sirrus.  Options include custom sound system, deluxe air horns, cup holder, disco lights, and convertible top.

What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
Ahhh... this one takes me back to the Summer of 1999.  'Twas a warm summer day and the waters, they were friendly.  I'd been tirelessly practicing the Dead Man's Float, wiht and without water, for the last 10 years.  However, all that was behind me now and was about to pay dividends tenfold, my friend.  Anxiously I crouched on the platform, Speedo seductively wedged, when at last the starter's whistle blew.  Like a bullet from a fully automatic assault rifle, my body fired from the platform, shot into the water, and if by instinct, went seamlessly into the Dead Man's Float.  While praying to the Gods of Freestyle that the currents would be swift enough to carry me to victory, I took pause as time seemed to stand still, and reflected on all the people I would thank as I hoisted the Grand Champion Freestyler trophy above my head.  As I raced toward the checkered flag...er uh, ... goal post.... I mean uh ... ok you got me, I know nothing about hte 100 yd. freestyle.  Although if it counts, I can tell you about my best time drinking 100 Old Styles.  Ahh... this one takes me back to the Summer of 1999. 'Twas a warm summer day and the beers, they were friendly.

Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
6'1"/200lbs/At least buy me a drink first/33

What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
"Aren't you the one I warned last night?" --Iowa State Trooper

What is your favorite drink?
Whatever you're buying

Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you?  Explain.
Not that I can recall, although that may explain why my ass is so sore on RAGBRAI and all of the Team Blonde men are so quick to blame my bicycle seat ... even on days I sag.

Favorite music group?
Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes

What is your golf handicap?
My swing

Hometown?
Bloomfield, IA

Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
THE Iowa State University

Whom do you look up to? Why?
George W. Bush - HE proves you can be a C student, party a lot, and still be successful.