What type of bike do you ride?
Trek Hybrid, Fuji Road, Quintano Roo Tri, but not all at once

What is your best time in the 100-yard freestyle?
1:32

Height/Weight/Sex/Age?
Yes, No, Yes, and No

What is your favorite quote from RAGBRAI? Who said it?
"Why wouldn't I?" --JJ

What is your favorite drink?
I love them all equally

Have you ever made love to a man? If no, then would you?  Explain.
Yes, N/A, and use your imagination because I know you will anyways

Favorite music group?
Anything with tambourine

What is your golf handicap?
I just drive the card

Hometown?
Rock Island

Favorite College (hint: the only answer is Iowa State)?
ISU (U of R)

Whom do you look up to? Why?
Stamp, because his eyes are up there